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We Celts get things fairly close.

A bloke in the pub told me that Father Christmas was thinking of getting extra help to pull his sleigh, Rudolph and Orloff the other reindeer, but decided against it because it would be two deer.

Nadolig Llawen a Blwyddyn Newydd Dda.

As a rule, we spit sawdust.

In Wales we have Siôn Corn, although in truth he has been largely forgotten because of Anglicisation. A 'corn' is a chimney pot and 'Siôn' is a Welsh version of John... so Siôn Corn literally translates as John Chimney Pot. As far as I can tell he serves the functions as Father Christmas.

Well done you.

Welcome Dunkeld, or can I call you Paul? Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch translates as, "The Church of St Mary's in the hollow of the white hazel near to the fierce whirlpool of St Tysilio of the red cave". And your examples mean? I have not been to Germany since 1972, I s...

All three are admirable, and can be used easily by native speakers.

I think that I would call it a moped. I know that technically a moped is a "Motor Assisted Pedal Cycle", but I am not even sure such contraptions are still made, but those light bikes fill the gap very well.

Yes, but they are ungainly.
"You will find this book useful for understanding the basic concepts of physics".

A bloke in the pub told me that he had iron deficiency, that was why all of his shirts were creased.

I can't imagine it happening in the UK. Motor insurance is compulsory here, so the woman's ability to pay is irrelevant.

Once upon a time when I was out canvassing the bloke who opened the door to me said, "We are Jehovah's Witnesses and take no interest in politics".
I said, "Well, you come and bother me on my doorstep!". He wasn't impressed, and I have no idea if he did vote for me.

There is a lovely Welsh word, "Cwtch" ('w' is a vowel in Welsh).
It can mean an enclosed space (the cupboard under the stairs for instance), or a cuddle. But if we were trying to get everyone into a photograph we might well say, "Cwtch up everyone".

I have never seen the word "exrays" before. I am not at all convinced that it exists.