Wordwizard

A bloke in the pub told me that he had iron deficiency, that was why all of his shirts were creased.

I can't imagine it happening in the UK. Motor insurance is compulsory here, so the woman's ability to pay is irrelevant.

Once upon a time when I was out canvassing the bloke who opened the door to me said, "We are Jehovah's Witnesses and take no interest in politics".
I said, "Well, you come and bother me on my doorstep!". He wasn't impressed, and I have no idea if he did vote for me.

There is a lovely Welsh word, "Cwtch" ('w' is a vowel in Welsh).
It can mean an enclosed space (the cupboard under the stairs for instance), or a cuddle. But if we were trying to get everyone into a photograph we might well say, "Cwtch up everyone".

I have never seen the word "exrays" before. I am not at all convinced that it exists.

I don't think that I have mentioned it before, but I have been appointed Town Crier of Pontardawe, and will shortly be leading the Father Christmas Parade. I have spoken to our Town Clerk because our Mayor has a similar waistline to mine, he is also bearded, to find out if he would be robed for the ...

"Overweight" is a useful word as well.

Take enough painkiller so that you won't feel any pain.

Yes.
But "His left ear and nose were bleeding" is more natural.

Yes.

None of them are natural.
That is the book that I read which has a lot of information on the subject.

SCHRÖDINGER: The chicken is on both sides of the road.

I have only ever hear the term in science fiction books.

I would write, and say, "until" actually.

I have long held a theory that the rings around Saturn are comprised of lost socks.
Uranus also has rings, much lighter and younger than Saturn's... television remote controls!