Wordwizard

Steven if you are going to get the world wide view of these types of games then you need to know about Gorodki (Russian) and Kyykkä(Finland).

I understand them.

WoZ who meditates while he cleans

Steve & tony, the particular abacus shown in Steve's photo is called a Soroban and is a Japanese abacus hence the 1/4 configuration. A soroban has the same configuration as a Roman abacus. The Chinese suanpan has a 2/5 configuration.

WoZ who wears beads

Steve & trolley, in Aus we will sometimes slip a straw into a coffee so we can tell them apart, say a double shot from a single or something like that.

WoZ who is drinking dirty chai at the moment

No fear
I'm here
Love you dear

These 3 can be exhaled as a progression if more then one exhale is required or just used singley.

WoZ hearing the whispering sigh

That is very clever Scotty. But then what else would you expect from a Highland man.

WoZ on the bagpipes

Tony it would be an unusual shaped bag. Kinda bumpy at the top end.

WoZ who loved to carry-on

Steve 1. is odd to me as the person has the scar and will continue to do so. Therefore I would say,

1. Why did DO you have this scar?

Woz who has heaps of scars

Steve I have a bag like that and I use it as a cabin bag/luggage. The reason being that is is small enough to meet the requirements for carry-on luggage in an aeroplane.

WoZ in flight

Steve you have too many words.

1. Your presence really You messed up the shot.
2. Your presence literally You screwed up the picture.

Steve please banish "literally" from your vocabulary!! Along with "basically" they form a useless addition to any sentence.

WoZ on a crusade

Bro yo look sick with yo jacket undone.

WoZ in da hood

Steven be aware that there is a world professional league for arm wrestling. It can be very brutal with arms being broken during the contest. There are very specific rules.

WoZ who's into arm bending

Well I walked right in. Ken I saw the word and thought the book was about a person who was a specialist in alien species.

WoZ in orbit

I want to smile or laugh.

Of course in Aus we have the pissaphone. A very versatile unit for gentleman who need to go.

WoZ who pisses like a fountain