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by Quail
Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:54 am
Forum: No, wait. Don't tell me
Topic: A cute one
Replies: 4
Views: 2409

Re: A cute one

Most excellent suggestion. Thank you!
by Quail
Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:35 pm
Forum: No, wait. Don't tell me
Topic: A cute one
Replies: 4
Views: 2409

A cute one

Here's a cute one. I will preface it with an old joke: At a science conference, the large crowd of scientists of every discipline imaginable was asked by the Master of Ceremonies: What is one of mankind's greatest achievements? A hand shot up: the wheel! And there was a murmur of agreement. Another ...
by Quail
Sun Feb 15, 2009 7:32 pm
Forum: No, wait. Don't tell me
Topic: u @ 50
Replies: 4
Views: 3556

u @ 50

Very clever ... A video that was submitted in a contest by a 20 year old. The contest was Titled "u @ 50". This video won second place. When they showed it , everyone in the room was awe-struck and broke into spontaneous applause. So simple and yet so brilliant. Take a minute and watch it. http://ww...
by Quail
Fri Feb 06, 2009 5:47 pm
Forum: No, wait. Don't tell me
Topic: Ding dong
Replies: 7
Views: 3439

Re: Ding dong

Love it! Thanks.
by Quail
Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:50 pm
Forum: No, wait. Don't tell me
Topic: Triple filter test
Replies: 0
Views: 1619

Triple filter test

Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumor. In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day, an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, 'Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students?' 'Wait a moment,' Socrates rep...
by Quail
Wed Jan 14, 2009 3:12 am
Forum: No, wait. Don't tell me
Topic: Mental deficiency
Replies: 6
Views: 3241

Re: Mental deficiency

Bobinwales: Yes. Retired. Spent a couple of months in Europe and broke away from the internet during that time. If you ever said that you'd "get around to it" when you retire...well, there comes a day when you will have to pay the price. For the last couple of months, I've been swamped with major ho...
by Quail
Mon Jan 12, 2009 3:18 pm
Forum: No, wait. Don't tell me
Topic: Mental deficiency
Replies: 6
Views: 3241

Mental deficiency

SAN FRANCISCO NANCY IS THE LEADING DEMOCRAT AND THIRD IN LINE TO SUCCEED THE PRESIDENT. A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was ...
by Quail
Sun Dec 21, 2008 7:37 pm
Forum: No, wait. Don't tell me
Topic: The Christmas Party
Replies: 0
Views: 1615

The Christmas Party

Tom had been in Police work for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total i...
by Quail
Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:09 am
Forum: No, wait. Don't tell me
Topic: ** Grandma's advice
Replies: 0
Views: 1599

** Grandma's advice

My grandmother died in 1965, but her birthday is coming up, and that always causes me to reminisce... the long walks we used to take to the store, the quarters she gave me for meaningless jobs like pulling weeds or washing the sidewalk. Those gems were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewe...
by Quail
Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:10 pm
Forum: No, wait. Don't tell me
Topic: birthday
Replies: 0
Views: 1788

birthday

Two women are having lunch. One says, "So, your birthday is tomorrow. What kind of gift do you think your husband will bring you?" The other replies, "He usually brings me a dozen roses." "Sounds wonderful, but you don't look too happy about it." "Well, every time he brings me roses he has certain "...
by Quail
Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:19 am
Forum: No, wait. Don't tell me
Topic: relative strength and aging
Replies: 0
Views: 1783

relative strength and aging

Two old drunks are sitting in a bar when the first one says, "Ya know when I was thirty and got an erection, I couldn't bend it, even using both hands. By the time I was forty, I could bend it about ten degrees if I tried really hard. By the time I was fifty, I could bend it about twenty degrees, no...
by Quail
Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:21 am
Forum: No, wait. Don't tell me
Topic: Lawyer
Replies: 1
Views: 1751

Lawyer

The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office. The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, 'Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollar...
by Quail
Mon Dec 25, 2006 5:58 pm
Forum: Addicts' Corner
Topic: The Season
Replies: 10
Views: 3445

The Season

Merry Christmas everyone and the best of health and luck throughout the new year.
by Quail
Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:16 pm
Forum: No, wait. Don't tell me
Topic: THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS by a Lawyer
Replies: 6
Views: 2971

THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS by a Lawyer

Tony H: Good one. Reminds me of a couple of people gathered at a graveside saying their farewell. Two, who owed the deceased money, threw several bills onto the casket. The third, a lawyer, scoops up the cash, writes a check, and tosses it into the grave.
by Quail
Sat Dec 16, 2006 6:03 pm
Forum: No, wait. Don't tell me
Topic: THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS by a Lawyer
Replies: 6
Views: 2971

THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS by a Lawyer

Nope, didn't know there was a controversy but it sounds interesting and I'll check out the link...almost like Shakespear/Bacon I'll bet. And, by the by, since you work with lawyers here's one that they will hear and just laugh and laugh...uhh, well, maybe: A moral predicament: An old lady,using a wa...