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Oh good grief!
Thank you Phil.

I was given this pun today.
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I can't see it.
Help please.

I am married to a Yorkshire woman. I can easily believe this story.

Just for the record Steve, we don't have parking lots in the UK, we have car parks. And your photograph shows a multi storey contraption.

I can't see anything wrong with any of them.

Stevenloan wrote: ↑

Mon Mar 04, 2019 3:06 pm

What's so funny about it?

Not a lot!

"John and I share a computer and as do do Pete and Dave" makes it clear that there are two.

A bloke in the pub told me that he was drinking to drown his sorrows. He had just found out that on top of all of his illnesses he has hypochondria as well

I'm sorry. I am a bit pressed for time.

A bloke in the pub told me that his grandfather saw the Titanic and was convinced that it would sink. He told everyone that he could but no-one would listen and told him to shut up. But he wouldn’t stop. He kept telling people that the Titanic would sink. It wasn’t too long before he was thrown out ...

I don't know whether I am going to be able to help you here Steven. We don't have Middle Schools in Wales, although I think that there are some in England. When I was in school (a long, long time ago) we had a Form Captain, but I think that may be something lost in time now.

What's the problem? It is a straightforward language after all.

There was an old woman from Slough,
Who developed a terrible cough.
So she drank half a pint
Of warm honey and mint,
But sadly, she didn’t pull through.

A bloke in the pub told me that he was feeling very worried about all the stuff going on around his life. His job, his finances, climate change, what is happening in Washington, Moscow, North Korea, Europe, the Middle East, May, Trump, Brexit, Brexit and then there is Brexit. But on his way home he ...

I smoked 20 a day for most of my life but then I met Margaret in 2002. She is an ex-smoker, and that was then end of me as a smoker.

This thread has shown why in the UK we spell things as we do.
An odometer can measure kilometres.
In other words, a meter measures metres.