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by krystal
Mon Mar 27, 2006 2:52 am
Forum: No, wait. Don't tell me
Topic: Thee English language...
Replies: 6
Views: 2992

Thee English language...

Can you read these right the first time? 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to des...
by krystal
Mon Mar 27, 2006 2:48 am
Forum: No, wait. Don't tell me
Topic: The Ark story
Replies: 0
Views: 1920

The Ark story

In the year 2005, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in Auckland, New Zealand, and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save two of every living thing along with a few good humans. He gave Noah the ...
by krystal
Wed Mar 15, 2006 10:21 pm
Forum: No, wait. Don't tell me
Topic: EUROPEAN COMMISSION
Replies: 0
Views: 2005

EUROPEAN COMMISSION

The European Commission is investigating whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, it was conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and that a 5- year phase-in plan could be...
by krystal
Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:32 am
Forum: No, wait. Don't tell me
Topic: Ozark words
Replies: 5
Views: 2884

Ozark words

OZARK TOP 10 COUNTRY SONGS: 10. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 9. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well 8. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 7. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like Having You Here 6. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me ...
by krystal
Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:28 am
Forum: No, wait. Don't tell me
Topic: Exchange rate
Replies: 1
Views: 2019

Exchange rate

Ilove your Asian accent!!!
by krystal
Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:24 am
Forum: No, wait. Don't tell me
Topic: ESP
Replies: 0
Views: 1846

ESP

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying God bless Mummy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa" The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?" The little girl said,"I don't know daddy,it just see...
by krystal
Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:09 am
Forum: No, wait. Don't tell me
Topic: A.A.A.D.D.
Replies: 0
Views: 1880

A.A.A.D.D.

Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests itself: I decided to wash my car. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall table. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys d...
by krystal
Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:58 am
Forum: No, wait. Don't tell me
Topic: 5 tips for a woman
Replies: 0
Views: 1927

5 tips for a woman

Five tips for a woman.... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5. It is important that t...
by krystal
Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:47 am
Forum: Addicts' Corner
Topic: Australian dates for autumn, spring, summer and winter
Replies: 22
Views: 13365

Australian dates for autumn, spring, summer and winter

Well that all makes sense. I thankyou you all for your input I didnt know it was the same in Europe. Very interesting!!!
by krystal
Wed Mar 01, 2006 12:24 am
Forum: Addicts' Corner
Topic: Australian dates for autumn, spring, summer and winter
Replies: 22
Views: 13365

Australian dates for autumn, spring, summer and winter

I grew up in England and I was told the seasons begin on the solstices and equinoxes. If you follow that rule, winter hardly gets under way before Christmas. But the whole of December, to me, feels like winter, so if that's the Australian system, Krystal, I like it. Yes i understand about the euino...
by krystal
Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:26 am
Forum: Addicts' Corner
Topic: Australian dates for autumn, spring, summer and winter
Replies: 22
Views: 13365

Australian dates for autumn, spring, summer and winter

can someone shed a light on this subject as to why in Australia we are led to believe that the first day of summer is december 1st when the summer solstice is on the 21st? also the same for spring, winter etc...they are all said to start on the first. When i visited England i asked the people that l...
by krystal
Sun Feb 19, 2006 11:04 pm
Forum: Usage and Writing
Topic: Words which are what they are not!
Replies: 17
Views: 6609

Words which are what they are not!

The game is pretty strong in Japan and Cuba. Not including them probably does hurt the claim as "World". "Left handed comment" might be another example since a comment doesn't have appendages. The game may be played in other countries but the "world series is a domestic competition of the USA of ma...
by krystal
Sun Feb 19, 2006 10:40 pm
Forum: Usage and Writing
Topic: Words which are what they are not!
Replies: 17
Views: 6609

Words which are what they are not!

The game is pretty strong in Japan and Cuba. Not including them probably does hurt the claim as "World". "Left handed comment" might be another example since a comment doesn't have appendages. Well then!!! how about prehistoric how can it be pre history if its history? I am sure you have a good ans...
by krystal
Sun Feb 19, 2006 10:36 pm
Forum: Usage and Writing
Topic: using your loaf
Replies: 31
Views: 10517

using your loaf

.. krystal me ol' china plate .. if Britol bits is the rudest thing wot ya eva post ya doin oright .. however my dear you will find that the gratuitous use of vulgar words and phrases is frowned upon .. unless of course one can justify it by placing it in some context or Kensian quote from some rel...