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by Laurent2022
Sat Apr 09, 2022 2:09 pm
Forum: No, wait. Don't tell me
Topic: Which Truth ?
Replies: 0
Views: 680

Which Truth ?

A lawyer in a penal trial vigorously claims to his client -a senator- that Truth is slowly dawning on the Court.
Seemingly alerted, his client replies: "then slowly prepare to lodge an appeal !"
by Laurent2022
Sun Jan 16, 2022 4:48 pm
Forum: Welcome to the Clubhouse
Topic: Closure of the Wordwizard site
Replies: 30
Views: 39870

Re: Closure of the Wordwizard site

No, wait. Don't tell me...I'll be deprived of your loads of jokes I was yoked on ? Many of them giving me "the giggles", that sort of thing this current world is missing ! Well...that closure is a bad joke, because through the jokes I could understand (98%) I felt like I could capture your famous "h...
by Laurent2022
Sun Dec 26, 2021 5:10 pm
Forum: No, wait. Don't tell me
Topic: Not clear.
Replies: 0
Views: 3976

Not clear.

A man and his blonde girlfriend are seated in their parked car, gently talking.
A bird's shit splashes suddenly on the windscreen, and seconds later the guy asks his girlfriend: "will you wipe it?"
Reply: "you crazy? it's too far by now!"
by Laurent2022
Thu Dec 16, 2021 1:54 am
Forum: No, wait. Don't tell me
Topic: Timeless and spaceless story
Replies: 0
Views: 4540

Timeless and spaceless story

Once upon a time, an extraordinarily powerful and authoritarian queen decided to impress the council of ministers. So, facing them, she placed a nut between her knees and slowly began to squeeze it, until it broke. After a moment of sheer awe, as if they were perfectly synchronized, all the minister...
by Laurent2022
Fri Dec 10, 2021 4:13 pm
Forum: No, wait. Don't tell me
Topic: Piece of evidence
Replies: 0
Views: 4453

Piece of evidence

Tommy, 8, rushes into his house yelling: "look dad what I failed to step on!" showing him, in his joined hands, a huge piece of shit.
by Laurent2022
Sun Dec 05, 2021 1:38 pm
Forum: No, wait. Don't tell me
Topic: A whiter shade of pale
Replies: 0
Views: 4535

A whiter shade of pale

A taxi driver is carrying a passenger seated at the rear of the car. Except the hum of the engine, the silence prevails. At a point, the customer leans forward and gently taps on the taximan's shoulder. In less than one second, the driver screams, jumps, and stands up on the brake. Both are a bit sh...
by Laurent2022
Wed Dec 01, 2021 5:22 pm
Forum: No, wait. Don't tell me
Topic: Scale issue
Replies: 0
Views: 4365

Scale issue

A pretty woman lodges a complaint to her boss: "A guy in the service seems to be obsessed by my hair, telling me relentlessly that they are nice, smooth, soft, and that he loves their scent" "Well" replies the boss, "where's the problem? You should be proud and happy with that statement !" "Yes, sir...
by Laurent2022
Fri Nov 26, 2021 5:01 pm
Forum: No, wait. Don't tell me
Topic: Kylie <R>
Replies: 4
Views: 12101

Re: Kylie <R>

"with no sense of humour!"

Why ? Was he given whacks ?
by Laurent2022
Tue Nov 23, 2021 1:31 pm
Forum: No, wait. Don't tell me
Topic: No way
Replies: 0
Views: 4500

No way

Why couldn't your PM Johnson improve?

Because Boris's good enough.
by Laurent2022
Sun Nov 21, 2021 6:27 pm
Forum: No, wait. Don't tell me
Topic: Italian Chef
Replies: 7
Views: 13151

Re: Italian Chef

Sorry the chef passed away.

But in paradise, he surly can indulge himself in "SPAgetting"...?
by Laurent2022
Sun Nov 21, 2021 3:08 am
Forum: No, wait. Don't tell me
Topic: Melania Trump
Replies: 1
Views: 11136

Re: Melania Trump

Flotus and Pootus, that's relevant: a synchrone couple.
by Laurent2022
Fri Nov 19, 2021 5:39 pm
Forum: No, wait. Don't tell me
Topic: Not just a vegan
Replies: 1
Views: 11936

Re: Not just a vegan

Oh yes, I think he lived in a green house.
by Laurent2022
Fri Nov 19, 2021 2:44 am
Forum: No, wait. Don't tell me
Topic: A pedant's lament
Replies: 2
Views: 8777

Re: A pedant's lament

Somehow, they are both in sects though...
by Laurent2022
Thu Nov 18, 2021 5:31 pm
Forum: No, wait. Don't tell me
Topic: Benefits of garlic
Replies: 0
Views: 4517

Benefits of garlic

Someone in a bar, sitting at the counter, explains a curious habit in some eskimos tribes. Indeed, to keep their male organ in perfect condition, men roll it energetically between their hands coated with garlic, and this, everyday for a few minutes. After a silence of disbelief, the young waitress b...
by Laurent2022
Tue Nov 16, 2021 4:11 pm
Forum: No, wait. Don't tell me
Topic: Opinions on why the chicken crossed the road
Replies: 8
Views: 24650

Re: Opinions on why the chicken crossed the road

NEWTON: I hope everyone will notice the gravity of the event.

FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT: ????? This is not a big deal.