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A lawyer in a penal trial vigorously claims to his client -a senator- that Truth is slowly dawning on the Court.
Seemingly alerted, his client replies: "then slowly prepare to lodge an appeal !"

No, wait. Don't tell me...I'll be deprived of your loads of jokes I was yoked on ? Many of them giving me "the giggles", that sort of thing this current world is missing ! Well...that closure is a bad joke, because through the jokes I could understand (98%) I felt like I could capture your famous "h...

A man and his blonde girlfriend are seated in their parked car, gently talking.
A bird's shit splashes suddenly on the windscreen, and seconds later the guy asks his girlfriend: "will you wipe it?"
Reply: "you crazy? it's too far by now!"

Once upon a time, an extraordinarily powerful and authoritarian queen decided to impress the council of ministers. So, facing them, she placed a nut between her knees and slowly began to squeeze it, until it broke. After a moment of sheer awe, as if they were perfectly synchronized, all the minister...

Tommy, 8, rushes into his house yelling: "look dad what I failed to step on!" showing him, in his joined hands, a huge piece of shit.

A taxi driver is carrying a passenger seated at the rear of the car. Except the hum of the engine, the silence prevails. At a point, the customer leans forward and gently taps on the taximan's shoulder. In less than one second, the driver screams, jumps, and stands up on the brake. Both are a bit sh...

A pretty woman lodges a complaint to her boss: "A guy in the service seems to be obsessed by my hair, telling me relentlessly that they are nice, smooth, soft, and that he loves their scent" "Well" replies the boss, "where's the problem? You should be proud and happy with that statement !" "Yes, sir...

"with no sense of humour!"

Why ? Was he given whacks ?

Why couldn't your PM Johnson improve?

Because Boris's good enough.

Sorry the chef passed away.

But in paradise, he surly can indulge himself in "SPAgetting"...?

Flotus and Pootus, that's relevant: a synchrone couple.

Oh yes, I think he lived in a green house.

Somehow, they are both in sects though...

Someone in a bar, sitting at the counter, explains a curious habit in some eskimos tribes. Indeed, to keep their male organ in perfect condition, men roll it energetically between their hands coated with garlic, and this, everyday for a few minutes. After a silence of disbelief, the young waitress b...

NEWTON: I hope everyone will notice the gravity of the event.

FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT: ????? This is not a big deal.